Boy Borrows Spare Change from Mom for Condom
By coastal beat
Posted October 18, 2007
Pre-teens everywhere are sneaking contraceptives, but are they having sex? 11-year-old Johnny Sanders says the condoms are just for "fun"... Read more...
Man Dies after 96-Year Battle With Life
By coastal beat
Posted August 13, 2007
It was a Sunday afternoon on a hot, sticky Southwest Florida summer day, when Jane Mortensen received a call from her brother... Read more...
"'iPhone really not that cool, anyways,” says guy who couldn't get one"
By coastal beat
Posted July 23, 2007
After months and months of anticipation, college dropout Adam Frasier hoped he'd be Googling, screen-pinching and Youtube surfing his way to a lifetime of wireless loneliness... Read more...
Peterbilt Company apologizes for 68 years of poor grammar
By Ryan McAfee
Posted July 5, 2007
A typo goes 68 years unnoticed...until now. Read more...
Man is Poet, Didn't Actually Know It
By coastal beat
Posted June 28, 2007
Local taxidermy shop owner Ted Maltby headed home from work, but stopped by the grocery store for some things... Read more...
Head and Shoulders Shampoo to Announce New "Knees and Toes" Division
By Ryan McAfee
Posted June 26, 2007
The famous dandruff shampoo company Head and Shoulders has planned to start bottling their new wash this August, citing "why not?" as their reason for doing so... Read more...
