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SARASOTA, FL--The famous dandruff shampoo company Head and Shoulders has plans to start bottling their new wash this August, citing "why not?" as their reason for doing so.

"I don't know why they didn't start doing it before," one worker said. "You have a head and shoulders, but you also have knees and toes....knees and toes."

After many years of creating one of the most popular dandruff shampoos on the market, the Proctor & Gamble company decided to have the franchise try a new endeavor with this revolutionary idea.

"Especially after flops with our experimental back-hair gloss and chin-dimple enhancer, we thought we had to come out with something extraordinary," one executive said.

Although no tests have shown what kind of effect the wash will have on the knees and toes, it can only be assumed that the company will hope consumers catch on to the idea of washing the knees and ten toes separately.

"We're totally counting on it", another executive said. "Think about it--your toes are in dirty shoes all day, and don't even get me started on your knees."

The company has not announced any plans for an "Eyes and Ears" or a "Mouth and Nose" division